Official Apparel of the Autistic Institute of Evil

Welcome to the Autistic Institute of Evil—where sharp thinking, social defiance, and unapologetic selfhood are not only encouraged, but curriculum.

This merch is inspired by the satirical Autism For Evil series and designed to feel like equal parts cult classic, fake academic institution, and inside joke you don’t owe anyone an explanation for. Think: school merch for pupils, alumni, and community allies who know that “evil” is often just what people call autonomy they can’t control.s with autonomy capable of both creation and destruction. 

Tread lightly...

Featured Designs

Autism For Evil Cherub Tee
A classical cherub rendered mid-descent—sweet, unsettling, armed.
This design plays with innocence and intention, softness and subversion. A visual thesis statement: you can be gentle and still be dangerous to systems that demand your compliance.

Autism For Evil School Crest Tee
The official crest of the Institute.
Structured, academic, and ceremonial—because nothing unsettles power quite like looking legitimate while refusing to mask. Designed as traditional “school spirit” merch for students, supporters, and fellow travelers.

About the Collection

• Satirical, symbolic, and deliberately misread

• Designed to feel like institutional merch from an institution that shouldn’t exist

• For autistic people, feminists, creatives, and allies who recognize satire as survival

• Wearable shorthand for: I see the system, and I’m not playing nice with it

Some colorways feature the Cherub design, others the School Crest—same spirit, different uniforms.